if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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