At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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