it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
