If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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