Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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