Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Randomize
