The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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