The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
it was like eating out sand paper
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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