So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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