I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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