Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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