If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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