Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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