I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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