I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
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