I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
Randomize
