I just pynch a tree in the face
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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