let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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