I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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