her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Dignity is for republicans.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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