I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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