PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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