and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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