why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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