I wanna passion pit in your ass
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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