Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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