Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I pour the whiskey from now on
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
