I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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