His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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