brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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