Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I think your dad took our porno
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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