You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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