im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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