you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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