whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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