I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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