Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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