..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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