So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Randomize
