Cold hands, warm shart.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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