I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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