I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i drank out of a bidet.
you inspire me to be a worse person
We just shotgunned beers for America
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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