I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
pop tarts are not kleenex
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Randomize
