I wannas sexs uuuuu
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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