sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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