is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
