i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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