Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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