Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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