Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i dont even know how to be here
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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