are you still at the devil's house?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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