i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
We don't watch enough power rangers
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Randomize
