what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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