We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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