idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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