It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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